i once asked my followers to pretend they were me

here’s what they said

“hi i’m amanda and lol australia <3 <4 OMG DELTA” - anonymous

“hello hi my name is amanda aka sugar plum and delta is a precious gumdrop button also i lOVE PHYSIE & tash is gr9” - Tasha

“Mananda. Australia. Delta Goodrem’s ass belongs to me. ‘Don’t feel like a dumb bitch if you ain’t digging want all dem other bitches be pretending to dig’-Hermione.” - Kaitlyn

“jsyk i’m pretty sure i ship amalta” - Masha

“hi i’m amanda but you can call me julia gillard. i loVE DELTA SO MUCH ANd i scream midSENTence. my boyfriend is tom felton and gilmore girls > life.” - Luccas

“I’m Amanda, if I’m not here I am either off with my boyfriend Tom or stroking the picture of me and Delta.” - Erin

“I’m amanda better known as mans I like delta goodrem and julia gillard and bones and blue heelers and lizzie is the best evahhh xoxoxox” - Lizzie

“Hi I’m Amanda but secretly I’m Delta Goodrem shh don’t tell anyone” - Jessica

“w o w amanda someone should have made you a gentleman’s wife” - Angie

some others i didn’t ask for but they’ve made the page

“you are a bear” - anon (translated from german)
“because you are a bad bear you will end up in bear hell” - anon (translated from german) 

“your text posts are so annoying and REALLY unoriginal. clearly all you try to do in life is to get notes” - anon

“OMG MY POSTS GOT 15K NOTES GUISE STOP ASKING ME ABOUT IT IM AMAZING GET OVER YOURSELVES I HATE MY POSTS SO MUCH THAT I HAD TO HIDE THEM FROM MYSELF OH MA GAWWWWD FML”  - anon

“YOU WEREN’T BORN TO TRY!” - anon

“hi my name is sharpay but you can call me amanda bc im fabulous xoxo” - Luccas