australia or a fiery hot molten wasteland what’s the difference
the bible says adam and eve so if ur name’s not one of those u can’t be in a relationship sorry it’s a sin
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary
i don’t understand why americans pronounce caramel like carmel you can’t just miss out a letter because you feel like it the a is not silent ok
when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this
and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam
a haiku
for the love of god
tag your mother fucking shit
it is not that hard
i was going to start my assignment at 10 but now it’s 10:01 so i can’t start it until 11
omg seriously pads and tampons should be free to all women because it’s not something we want to buy and they’re so ridiculously expensive we’re down like 20 bucks every month which adds to about $240 a year and we have to spend it and guys don’t and it’s not our fault so they should be free
plot twist: ashton kutcher comes out of the cornucopia and the tributes discover they’ve all been punked
roses are red
violets are blue
australians get to see the hunger games
before all of you
PROOF THAT GALE/KATNISS IS A BETTER SHIP THAN PEETA/KATNISS
australia day - the one day of the year we act exactly how the rest of the world thinks we do
