girls, don’t ever let a man tell u ya vagina is ugly or unworthy of his mouth and tongue. men can’t say shit when they got that lumpy vienna sausage with hair on it and two long eggs wrapped up in some loose skin. ya vagina is beautiful and if a man wanna talk shit he can go slap his balls up against someone elses asshole.
life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated
*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa