OH MY GO D I’M SO FUCKING PISSED I GOT SUBWAY FOR DINNER AND GOT TWO COOKIES AND I ATE ONE AND LEFT HALF OF THE OTHER BC I WAS A LITTLE FULL AND LIKE AN HOUR LATER I DECIDE I WANT TO FINISH IT AND I CAN’T FUCKING FIND IT ANYWHERE LIKE I HAVE NOT MOVED FROM THIS COUCH IN 2 HOURS AND IT’S JUST GONE AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I ATE IT AND FORGOT??? BUT THE FUCKING WRAPPER IS MISSING TOO I’M THE ONLY ONE HERE HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED I’M A GOO D PERSON
other than lips I like kissing the chest and I like my boobs/nipples being kissed!
not in a romantic crush sense no…
uumm missionary never fails but i prefer it the guy on top… i find girl on top awkward lol
also it’s better when he lifts one of your legs up in the air idek what that’s called?
my 6ft tall police officer brother who is currently shirtless and showing off his muscles after “going hard” at the gym is sitting on the couch between me and my little brother and it’s like quiet apart from the tv and all of a sudden we hear this “here’s what you missed on glee” coming from his laptop and me and my little bro just stare at him and he looks up embarrassed for like 5 seconds before sighing and looking down at his feet and said “i forgot i didn’t have headphones in”
I’m not even a person anymore I’m just stress and sadness